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Words I never thought I’d have to say.
“Willow, try just sticking him down your pants, not in your knickers.” She is currently pretending to be a kangaroo and was trying to shove a teddy down her pants.
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Classic!
Willow decided to get herself a Ginger Nut biscuit from the pantry. She tried to take a big bite into it, but found it was a bit harder than she expected. She said “It’s not working!”
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You know you are living with a geek when…
…he starts telling you in earnest about the different web spinning methods that the various Spidermans have used. I couldn’t help laughing and he got quite offended. Poor boy.
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Round the country?!
I made Willow a slice of toast with butter and Vegemite this morning. I let her have a go at the buttering, then neatened it up so that she wasn’t eating a glob of butter and a glob of Vegemite. I asked her how she wanted it cut and she said she wanted it ’round [...]
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It’s raining, it’s pouring.
According to Willow, “It’s raining, horny” or “It’s raining, porny.”
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