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		<title>Hot chocolate!</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2011/06/24/hot-chocolate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 04:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;Your didi?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 06:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some back story to set the scene &#8211; didi is the colloquial Mandarin word for penis. As usual, this morning I was having a shower with Dexie. He was doing what little boys do when they don&#8217;t have their nappy on, when he looked at me and asked &#8220;Your didi?&#8221; Presumably he wondered where my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some back story to set the scene &#8211; didi is the colloquial Mandarin word for penis.</p>
<p>As usual, this morning I was having a shower with Dexie.  He was doing what little boys do when they don&#8217;t have their  nappy on, when he looked at me and asked &#8220;Your didi?&#8221; Presumably he wondered where my penis was!</p>
<p>I guess this is the start of him learning the difference between boys and girls&#8230; Good luck to him!</p>
<p>I told his FDCarer about this when I picked him up and she mentioned that Dexie is speaking Mandarin words when he talks to the other Mandarin speaking children there. Of course, he&#8217;s only speaking at a two year old level, but it&#8217;s still pretty cool. </p>
<p>A is frustrated because Dexie will only use English with us.  I just think he&#8217;s clever enough to know we&#8217;d have no idea what he&#8217;s saying!</p>
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		<title>Allergic?</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2010/01/10/allergic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We seem to have an issue with Willow at the moment &#8211; she has no fear of strangers. The other day after taking her to see a movie, we stopped to look in some shops. I turned my back and she&#8217;d started telling an elderly man trying on shoes, about the movie. When we were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We seem to have an issue with Willow at the moment &#8211; she has no fear of strangers.  The other day after taking her to see a movie, we stopped to look in some shops.  I turned my back and she&#8217;d started telling an elderly man trying on shoes, about the movie.  When we were in Melbourne, she gave one of my friend&#8217;s son&#8217;s friends a big hug when we saw her at the playground.  My friend had barely said hello to her and Willow went rushing over to cuddle her. </p>
<p>At Harbourtown she started talking to a random woman who was standing next to the ride she was on.  Of course, Dexie imitates anything she does at the moment, so he ran over and started saying &#8220;digger, digger, digger!&#8221;</p>
<p>So I figured it was time for a chat.  I said that we shouldn&#8217;t hug people if we don&#8217;t know their names.  I didn&#8217;t want to say that we shouldn&#8217;t talk to them if we don&#8217;t know their names &#8211; what if she got lost one day. The next bit I struggled with &#8211; I hate to diminish her innocence so I explained that some people aren&#8217;t always nice and they don&#8217;t deserve her hugs.  She looked at me and said &#8220;Are they allergic to my hugs?&#8221;</p>
<p>What do you say to that?!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been looking through my photos &#8211; this is her at about 2 weeks old.  </p>
<p><a href="http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g40/candida1977/?action=view&#038;current=babyw.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g40/candida1977/babyw.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a></p>
<p>She was only 2.8kg when she was born, so she looked like a skinned rabbit.  Of course I thought (and still think) that she was the most beautiful thing in the world. </p>
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		<title>Empire of the Sun</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2009/12/12/empire-of-the-sun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Willow wanted to know what was on the inside of the sun. We told her that it was very hot, hotter than she could imagine. I then said that she couldn&#8217;t land on it because she would be burnt to a crisp. &#8220;Wow,&#8221; was her reply. &#8220;That would be irritating.&#8221; Yes, it would be very [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Willow wanted to know what was on the inside of the sun.  We told her that it was very hot, hotter than she could imagine.  I then said that she couldn&#8217;t land on it because she would be burnt to a crisp.  &#8220;Wow,&#8221; was her reply.  &#8220;That would be irritating.&#8221; </p>
<p>Yes, it would be very irritating!</p>
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		<title>Digga</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2009/11/23/digga/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dexie&#8217;s new name for himself is Digga. It seems to be a combination of D and go in Dexie-speak. Here is the little chap wearing a t-shirt that his mummy used to wear. My younger auntie gave it to me when I was quite young and Willow wore it when she could fit into it&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dexie&#8217;s new name for himself is Digga.  It seems to be a combination of D and go in Dexie-speak. </p>
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<p>Here is the little chap wearing a t-shirt that his mummy used to wear.  My younger auntie gave it to me when I was quite young and Willow wore it when she could fit into it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>I want to remember this&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2009/10/31/i-want-to-remember-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sitting on the courtyard steps sharing iceblocks with the children. They &#8216;clink&#8217; their iceblocks and say &#8220;Cheers!&#8221;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sitting on the courtyard steps sharing iceblocks with the children.  They &#8216;clink&#8217; their iceblocks and say &#8220;Cheers!&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Lessons for my children.</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2009/10/06/lessons-for-my-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want my children to learn humility, compassion and grace. I want to be a good example of those qualities.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want my children to learn humility, compassion and grace.  I want to be a good example of those qualities. </p>
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		<title>This face!</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2009/10/03/this-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I&#8217;m not a whiz with the camera and we only have a point and shoot, but I love this photo. If I kneel or squat down, Dexie will copy me. This time he posed for me. Mind the scratch on his face, he fell over yet again. Just before I took this photo [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so I&#8217;m not a whiz with the camera and we only have a point and shoot, but I love this photo.  If I kneel or squat down, Dexie will copy me.  This time he posed for me.  Mind the scratch on his face, he fell over yet again.  </p>
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<p>Just before I took this photo I was standing in the lounge room talking to A.  Dexie brought a chair over, stood on it and leaned up to give me a kiss.  Magic.  </p>
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		<title>funny things they say.</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2008/08/08/funny-things-they-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Willow put my boots on tonight and said, &#8220;look mummy, I&#8217;m a mummy!&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Willow put my boots on tonight and said, &#8220;look mummy, I&#8217;m a mummy!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Beautiful man!</title>
		<link>http://blog.raisingwillow.com/2008/05/08/beautiful-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A dressed up for work today, putting on a suit and tie since they had photos. I made a big fuss because I like to see him dressed up. When he left for work, Willow came back from giving him a cuddle at the door and told me &#8220;Daddy&#8217;s a beautiful man!&#8221; while nodding convincingly. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A dressed up for work today, putting on a suit and tie since they had photos.  I made a big fuss because I like to see him dressed up.  When he left for work, Willow came back from giving him a  cuddle at the door and told me &#8220;Daddy&#8217;s a beautiful man!&#8221; while nodding convincingly.  </p>
<p>She&#8217;s preaching to the choir! </p>
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