Observations on the bus
Staid middle aged man, I did not expect you to have a gangsta rap tune for your ring tone.
Blondie, we (the rest of the bus, that is) don’t need to know about the issues that you and your boyfriend are getting counselling for.
It’s not a good idea to read sappy magazine stories about mother and daughter relationships when you are mourning the loss of yours still. So glad I was wearing sunglasses to hide the tears.
