Round the country?!
I made Willow a slice of toast with butter and Vegemite this morning. I let her have a go at the buttering, then neatened it up so that she wasn’t eating a glob of butter and a glob of Vegemite. I asked her how she wanted it cut and she said she wanted it ’round the country’. A toddler tantrum was a-brewing, but I had an idea of what she meant, so I folded it in half and cut it in half again. No idea where she got the ’round the country’ from though!